Mythical Tears Gins
Ever seen a pixie cry? Probably not. But if you did, you would find yourself inexplicably driven to slurp them up. Or add them to a measure of your favourite tonic. Or just enjoy straight on the rocks…
Mainly because of the crisp elderflower and cucumber infusion locked away in every drop, but the glittering green shimmer doesn’t hurt either. Give the beautiful glass bottle a shake and unleash the sparkle.
The perfect spirit to serve to all the elves that are lucky enough to be invited to your lush, verdant glade. Or all the mates round your house. Whatever.
Blackberry Gin Liqueur:
They keep crying, we keep bottling it. But why did this particular batch of Unicorn Tears turn out black?
No, they’re not miserable, it’s all of the blackberries we’ve been feeding them! Turns out our mythical steeds can’t get enough of them. We don’t mind, all of those tart, juicy blackberries make their tears even more delicious.
Raspberry Gin Liqueur:
Disappointed beyond consolation with their sad succulent raspberry meal plan, our unicorns cried rare extra-potent pink tears teeming with double the iridescent shimmer. We’re not entirely sure how the sadness translates to more sparkles and higher opacity but our team of in-house Unicorn Scientists confirm it’s Legit Science and not something someone made up.
This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd and closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending).